Medical Awkwardness

The following is a true story from our life as it happened today. ^_^

I have been having these abdominal pains for a couple of days lately and symptoms of being pregnant. So today Dane takes me to the doctor. Because of complications at Ft. Hood with our insurance and the clinic i am registered to, he takes me to the ER on post. Lo and behold a long wait to find out answers...We are sitting in the patient room waiting for the Dr. to come in just laughing and having fun together. The nurse walks in and the first thing she says is "Is this your first baby?" I blurt out the only thing i can think of...."Am i pregnant then?!" The nurse looks down at her chart and back at me and goes "No, you aren't. Wrong room." and laughs really awkwardly. Then she goes down the lists of symptoms and asks if i am having any breast tenderness. Dane bursts our laughing. If he had kept quiet i would have just said no and we could have moved on with the other symptoms. Instead i had to explain to the nurse that we are newlyweds and that he just came back from Iraq ten days ago. The nurse then chuckles and says "Oh alright. The Dr. will be in in just a moment," and leaves the room....We couldn't stop laughing for quite a while after that. The whole moment was just utterly hilarious.

Anyways just so you know. I'm not pregnant. I have ovarian cysts on both of my ovaries. But im doing okay so nobody freak out or anything. I'm taking antibotics and everything will be fine. However, my day will always be remembered because of these wonderful, hilarious memories.